post turtle

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2006 18:28:59

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a
70-year-old Texas rancher whose hand had been
caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor
and the old man were talking about George W. Bush
being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a
'post turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor
asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with
a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. "You know he
didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up
there, and you just want to help the poor, stupid
bastard get down."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2006 23:14:21

Excellent.

Post 3 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2006 11:01:38

Yeah! Not bad at all.

Post 4 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Thursday, 09-Mar-2006 8:29:15

Hehehe. That's a new one. Can I keep it?